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7/09/2017 11:35 am  #1


I made love to Monkeys in a dream last night

It was a very romantic dream.  I picked him up in a London pub where he was clearly intoxicated.  Then I walked through East London fending off one Muslim rapist after another hellbent on taking drunk Monkeys from me.  When at last we reach my dingy hotel I led him upstairs into my hotel room and helped him vomit in the toilet the last couple of pints he downed at the pub.  Then I gave him a shower and made sure his large foreskin was thoroughly cleaned.

Afterwards I tucked him into my bed and then I slept on the floor.  Later in the morning he woke me up when he stepped over me and his foreskin slapped me in the face.  He signaled for me to join him in the shower and the rest is too filthy to document here.  Suffice to say he is one amazing power bottom.

That is all.

 

7/09/2017 11:59 am  #2


Re: I made love to Monkeys in a dream last night

Yes yes, very good.

However, there is one item in your story that clearly portrays it as abject rubbish.

Herewith:

I would never been seen dead in east London.

Just not going to happen.

Total dump.

I'll stick to the west end (and reality) thanks.

 

 

7/09/2017 1:33 pm  #3


Re: I made love to Monkeys in a dream last night

You were too drunk to notice.

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7/09/2017 2:32 pm  #4


Re: I made love to Monkeys in a dream last night

OfUnknownOrigins wrote:

You were too drunk to notice.

That was then. Not anymore.

 

 

7/19/2017 12:24 pm  #5


Re: I made love to Monkeys in a dream last night

WOrth it1

 

9/11/2017 7:13 pm  #6


Re: I made love to Monkeys in a dream last night

bump for sheer quality


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9/11/2017 8:55 pm  #7


Re: I made love to Monkeys in a dream last night

Wow, his foreskin is that massive? He's got a fiveskin

 

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