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4/30/2017 2:51 am  #1


I am constipated

It's right there, but it won't come out.

When I sit down, it hurts.

I'd go for a cigarette, but I don't want a fucking cigarette.

Sat on the bog for 20 minutes before.

 

4/30/2017 2:57 am  #2


Re: I am constipated

Flying Monkeys wrote:

It's right there, but it won't come out.

When I sit down, it hurts.

I'd go for a cigarette, but I don't want a fucking cigarette.

Sat on the bog for 20 minutes before.

 You may need a squatty potty or a bullet up your tail to make you poop. Or maybe an enema. Or maybe take a bath then try to go dookie. You can use Epsom salt in the bath and soak for like ten minutes to help relax your muscles which relaxes your gut. That Epsom salt stuff I plagiarized from google. I hope you feel better soon monkey.


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4/30/2017 3:16 am  #3


Re: I am constipated

softbunnywarmbunny wrote:

You may need a squatty potty or a bullet up your tail to make you poop. Or maybe an enema. Or maybe take a bath then try to go dookie. You can use Epsom salt in the bath and soak for like ten minutes to help relax your muscles which relaxes your gut. That Epsom salt stuff I plagiarized from google. I hope you feel better soon monkey.

I just went.

My god, it was painful.

It felt like I was shitting a boat.

 

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5/01/2017 11:38 pm  #4


Re: I am constipated

Were you drinking some propertea whilst taking your properpoo?

(Pinky sticking out?)

 

5/02/2017 1:00 am  #5


Re: I am constipated

Take some Milk of Magnesia


I'm just a mouth on legs
 

6/14/2017 3:49 pm  #6


Re: I am constipated

Who cares?

 

7/12/2017 6:48 pm  #7


Re: I am constipated

Flying Monkeys wrote:

It's right there, but it won't come out.

When I sit down, it hurts.

I'd go for a cigarette, but I don't want a fucking cigarette.

Sat on the bog for 20 minutes before.

Eat some prunes. Drink some prune juice.

If this happens regularly, you may want to eat more fiber.

 

7/13/2017 11:47 am  #8


Re: I am constipated

Seems your veg diet isn't so great, is it?

 

7/19/2017 12:11 pm  #9


Re: I am constipated

Its massive. You can see clothes in there and stuff.

 

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