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11/14/2017 9:26 pm  #1


Why did I give my boob a male voice?????(xrated)

So recently, I was trying to be flirty and I told this guy that my boobs missed him.
so he was like "oh really, they talk to each other?"
And I decided it'd be sexy to make my boobs have a convo about how much they missed him. Well, one voice was a highpitched female voice and this is where things got weird:
I gave my other booob, a deep rich male voice and the guy was like "what?? why would a boob ever sound like that?????"

Note to self..do not talk like a creepy man during pillow talk.

 


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11/15/2017 10:07 pm  #2


Re: Why did I give my boob a male voice?????(xrated)

Maybe wrote:

So recently, I was trying to be flirty and I told this guy that my boobs missed him.
so he was like "oh really, they talk to each other?"
And I decided it'd be sexy to make my boobs have a convo about how much they missed him. Well, one voice was a highpitched female voice and this is where things got weird:
I gave my other booob, a deep rich male voice and the guy was like "what?? why would a boob ever sound like that?????"

Note to self..do not talk like a creepy man during pillow talk.

 

 
Lol you're funny.😄


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11/15/2017 10:27 pm  #3


Re: Why did I give my boob a male voice?????(xrated)

Maybe wrote:

So recently, I was trying to be flirty and I told this guy that my boobs missed him.
so he was like "oh really, they talk to each other?"
And I decided it'd be sexy to make my boobs have a convo about how much they missed him. Well, one voice was a highpitched female voice and this is where things got weird:
I gave my other booob, a deep rich male voice and the guy was like "what?? why would a boob ever sound like that?????"

Note to self..do not talk like a creepy man during pillow talk.

 

 
That's very troublesome, I'm definitely glad I'm not that guy.

 

11/16/2017 2:31 pm  #4


Re: Why did I give my boob a male voice?????(xrated)

What did they say to each other?

 

 

11/16/2017 5:19 pm  #5


Re: Why did I give my boob a male voice?????(xrated)

Flying Monkeys wrote:

What did they say to each other?

 

"We must hang together, or we shall most assuredly hang separately."


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11/16/2017 5:56 pm  #6


Re: Why did I give my boob a male voice?????(xrated)

Harold_of_Whoa wrote:

Flying Monkeys wrote:

What did they say to each other?

 

"We must hang together, or we shall most assuredly hang separately."

Much like balls.


 

 

11/16/2017 6:58 pm  #7


Re: Why did I give my boob a male voice?????(xrated)

#metoo

 

11/20/2017 11:40 am  #8


Re: Why did I give my boob a male voice?????(xrated)

I thought you quit this site? 🤔

 

11/20/2017 1:47 pm  #9


Re: Why did I give my boob a male voice?????(xrated)

theauxphou wrote:

I thought you quit this site? 🤔

This wasn't a real quit. This was one of those cry-for-help things....


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11/20/2017 3:51 pm  #10


Re: Why did I give my boob a male voice?????(xrated)

bernardo wrote:

theauxphou wrote:

I thought you quit this site? 🤔

This wasn't a real quit. This was one of those cry-for-help things....

 
Yes it is, it's a desperate cry for help.

 

11/21/2017 7:50 pm  #11


Re: Why did I give my boob a male voice?????(xrated)

Maybe wrote:

So recently, I was trying to be flirty and I told this guy that my boobs missed him.
so he was like "oh really, they talk to each other?"
And I decided it'd be sexy to make my boobs have a convo about how much they missed him. Well, one voice was a highpitched female voice and this is where things got weird:
I gave my other booob, a deep rich male voice and the guy was like "what?? why would a boob ever sound like that?????"

Note to self..do not talk like a creepy man during pillow talk.

 

And he was still able to maintain an erection?

If I had a dick, that would've made me go flaccid in an instant, if not get up and leave.


What does the fox say? 
 

11/26/2017 2:39 am  #12


Re: Why did I give my boob a male voice?????(xrated)

Heeeeey wrote:

Maybe wrote:

So recently, I was trying to be flirty and I told this guy that my boobs missed him.
so he was like "oh really, they talk to each other?"
And I decided it'd be sexy to make my boobs have a convo about how much they missed him. Well, one voice was a highpitched female voice and this is where things got weird:
I gave my other booob, a deep rich male voice and the guy was like "what?? why would a boob ever sound like that?????"

Note to self..do not talk like a creepy man during pillow talk.

 

And he was still able to maintain an erection?

If I had a dick, that would've made me go flaccid in an instant, if not get up and leave.

 
LOL

 

11/28/2017 3:40 pm  #13


Re: Why did I give my boob a male voice?????(xrated)

Heeeeey wrote:

Maybe wrote:

So recently, I was trying to be flirty and I told this guy that my boobs missed him.
so he was like "oh really, they talk to each other?"
And I decided it'd be sexy to make my boobs have a convo about how much they missed him. Well, one voice was a highpitched female voice and this is where things got weird:
I gave my other booob, a deep rich male voice and the guy was like "what?? why would a boob ever sound like that?????"

Note to self..do not talk like a creepy man during pillow talk.

 

And he was still able to maintain an erection?

If I had a dick, that would've made me go flaccid in an instant, if not get up and leave.

That's because you're a hetero chick and don't like titties.

Boobs could talk like James Earl Jones and many (not all though)  would still be nice to behold.

 

12/03/2017 9:14 am  #14


Re: Why did I give my boob a male voice?????(xrated)

I tittered.

 

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