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8/12/2017 1:16 pm  #1


I may have sex in a week!!! and I have a puffy eye

something happened to my eye!
I'm trying everything under the sun to depuff it.
Every summer I get some kind of deformity!

sigh.


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8/12/2017 6:26 pm  #2


Re: I may have sex in a week!!! and I have a puffy eye

Maybe wrote:

something happened to my eye!
I'm trying everything under the sun to depuff it.
Every summer I get some kind of deformity!

sigh.

 
Maybe allergies?


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8/12/2017 6:42 pm  #3


Re: I may have sex in a week!!! and I have a puffy eye

softbunnywarmbunny wrote:

Maybe wrote:

something happened to my eye!
I'm trying everything under the sun to depuff it.
Every summer I get some kind of deformity!

sigh.

 
Maybe allergies?

It might be..but it's been puffy for 2 days straight though. It might be an infection.
The last thing I remember is; I got shampoo in my eye and I was screaming out in pain.
So it might've been from that.

I have one weekkk..one weeek to get ready for sex!
And of course I've developed a deformed eye!
I'm on a sex diet though..only eating veryyy healthy foods.

(I'm going on vacation with my ex, so this is my time to possibly get my groove on)

 


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8/13/2017 3:15 am  #4


Re: I may have sex in a week!!! and I have a puffy eye

Wtf? Where do you live? Never-fuck-plus-a-week-landia?

I don't even know what "I may have sex in a week!!!" means. Are you torturing some guy and making up contrived deadlines for something that should just happen naturally? Do you know when you're going to let him give you a rim job? Is there an actuarial table for that?

I have never been more convinced that you're a dude pretending to be a woman, basing his act on dumb and insulting stereotypes of awful women.
 

 

8/13/2017 9:59 am  #5


Re: I may have sex in a week!!! and I have a puffy eye

Her wrote:

I don't even know what "I may have sex in a week!!!" means. Are you torturing some guy and making up contrived deadlines for something that should just happen naturally? 

No, the torture commences in a week. 
 

 

8/13/2017 10:29 am  #6


Re: I may have sex in a week!!! and I have a puffy eye

Ayatollah wrote:

Her wrote:

I don't even know what "I may have sex in a week!!!" means. Are you torturing some guy and making up contrived deadlines for something that should just happen naturally? 

No, the torture commences in a week. 
 

Oh shut up.
I'm going on vacation, I dunno if I'm even having sex and now I have an eye infection.
 


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8/13/2017 11:25 am  #7


Re: I may have sex in a week!!! and I have a puffy eye

Maybe wrote:

Ayatollah wrote:

Her wrote:

I don't even know what "I may have sex in a week!!!" means. Are you torturing some guy and making up contrived deadlines for something that should just happen naturally? 

No, the torture commences in a week. 
 

Oh shut up.
I'm going on vacation, I dunno if I'm even having sex and now I have an eye infection.
 

 
You probably should go to the doctor or you reckon it just got irritated? I'm worried about you.


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8/13/2017 11:57 am  #8


Re: I may have sex in a week!!! and I have a puffy eye

It's at times like this when we need the advice from a religious nut.

Ahem: "If thine eye offends thee...."

 

 

8/13/2017 12:06 pm  #9


Re: I may have sex in a week!!! and I have a puffy eye

What kind of sexual acts involve your eye?


What does the fox say? 
 

8/13/2017 12:50 pm  #10


Re: I may have sex in a week!!! and I have a puffy eye

Heeeeey wrote:

What kind of sexual acts involve your eye?

Don't ask. 
 

 

8/13/2017 2:27 pm  #11


Re: I may have sex in a week!!! and I have a puffy eye

softbunnywarmbunny wrote:

Maybe wrote:

Ayatollah wrote:


No, the torture commences in a week. 
 

Oh shut up.
I'm going on vacation, I dunno if I'm even having sex and now I have an eye infection.
 

 
You probably should go to the doctor or you reckon it just got irritated? I'm worried about you.

it doesn't hurt today so I think it may be healing.
I'm giving it another day and then I may have to go to doctor.
I'm putting cucumbers on it, tea bags on it, neosporin (not in eye), vit E, I'm eating a ton of raw garlic..
i'm drinking loads of water. And i've taken Ibuprofen.I'm trying to flush out my eye.
I'm just praying right now.I want to look pretty and look into my exes eyes and now I look like:
https://clarerowley.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/cskinhitchsmithswollenbig.gif

 


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8/14/2017 2:55 am  #12


Re: I may have sex in a week!!! and I have a puffy eye

You should put spaff on it. The zinc and the fructose does wonders. It's the universal healer.

 

8/14/2017 11:58 am  #13


Re: I may have sex in a week!!! and I have a puffy eye

Maybe wrote:

Ayatollah wrote:

Her wrote:

I don't even know what "I may have sex in a week!!!" means. Are you torturing some guy and making up contrived deadlines for something that should just happen naturally? 

No, the torture commences in a week. 
 

Oh shut up.
I'm going on vacation, I dunno if I'm even having sex and now I have an eye infection.
 

Don't worry, if he's a nice enough guy all he'll ask is that you turn the light off, or just suggest various sexual position that keep your hideous deformity from ruining his sexual arousal.

 

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