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10/07/2017 6:57 pm  #1


I Have Masturbated At Every Place I've Worked.

My first job after leaving school was in a waste paper factory and there were a lot porn mags lying around so it was pretty inevitable I'd eventually knock one out.

​After that, it became a bit of a tradition. 

​Anyone else? 


Go take that blusher off you mis-shapen headed elephant tranny.
 
 

10/07/2017 11:14 pm  #2


Re: I Have Masturbated At Every Place I've Worked.

so have I. I worked at a park and used to sling my shlong in the shop sitting on the lawn mower. I used to shoot for the garage doors! I did it at a warehouse once. this office I used to work in had a unisex bathroom, and I shot loads all over the place to mark my territory because there was a really hot girl that aworked there.

​the place I currently work I fucked myself there the first day. the girl I was replacing was training me on writing reports. I remember sitting on the toilet thinking about her. she wasn't really that hot. I just didn't have a girlfriend at the time and was horny, so I knew I would learn better if I wasn't thinking about f$cking her the whole time. then I unloaded I did so in the tank of the toilet so that the next flush would be flush with my seed 

 

10/08/2017 9:02 am  #3


Re: I Have Masturbated At Every Place I've Worked.

LOL HUX

and

LOL HBC.

 

10/08/2017 10:46 am  #4


Re: I Have Masturbated At Every Place I've Worked.

ge!there is absolutly no way i ma trying that challenge!

 

10/09/2017 10:12 pm  #5


Re: I Have Masturbated At Every Place I've Worked.

"Bump" to right the injustice of this masterwork being ripped off by that cloying and desperate copycat with his I Pee Every Place thread.

You go, girl.

 

 

10/11/2017 7:06 pm  #6


Re: I Have Masturbated At Every Place I've Worked.

Hux wrote:

My first job after leaving school was in a waste paper factory and there were a lot porn mags lying around so it was pretty inevitable I'd eventually knock one out.

​After that, it became a bit of a tradition. 

​Anyone else? 

Do you yell when you climax?

 

10/13/2017 12:31 pm  #7


Re: I Have Masturbated At Every Place I've Worked.

Yuck. 

​I was looking forward to my daughter going to kindergarten, because I was thinking I could go home on my lunch for some nooner, but my 2 year old son is a little cock blocker.  

 

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