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Politics » Sup gang » Today 7:09 am

Flying Monkeys wrote:

Wasteland_Vault_Boy wrote:

Nice.
Any special plans for today?

I am embroiled in a serious argument with my manager (via email), so I shall see how it pans out.

We had the shouty-shouty / finger-pointy on Thursday evening at the Christmas night out, so this is the aftermath.

He is a penis, by the way.

 

I'm sure you know what to do...




 

Politics » Sup gang » Today 6:49 am

Wasteland_Vault_Boy wrote:

Nice.
Any special plans for today?

I am embroiled in a serious argument with my manager (via email), so I shall see how it pans out.

We had the shouty-shouty / finger-pointy on Thursday evening at the Christmas night out, so this is the aftermath.

He is a penis, by the way.

 

Politics » Have you ever noticed how many continents begin with A » Today 6:43 am

America
Australia
Africa
Antarctica
Asia


Weird, huh?


Do we, as "yooman beans" (Carl Sagan), have some natural gravity towards the letter A?



 

Politics » Sup gang » Today 6:39 am

Flying Monkeys wrote:

Hey Wasteland, what up?

Saturday morning here and sunny.

 

Nice.
Any special plans for today?

Politics » OT/ Exercise Your Mind » Today 6:31 am

ieklein wrote:

 ANSWERS: 
1. It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail but there is 
no mail delivery on Sunday.
 
 
2. He shot his reflection in the bathroom mirror.
 
3. Frost forms inside of the window, not the outside. So Mr. Fiend 
could not have wiped it off to discover Mr. Teddy's body.

Bah!

2 out of 3.

I still stand by my answer for number 1 - how did she know he was murdered? I always get stuff through my door on a Sunday.


 

Politics » OT/ Exercise Your Mind » Today 6:29 am

Okay, I did NOT look (promise), and here are my answers:

1. The wife. How did she know he was murdered?

2. He shot the mirror.

3. Frost only appears on the inside of windows. He was therefore inside.


How did I do?


 

Politics » Sup gang » Today 6:23 am

Hey Wasteland, what up?

Saturday morning here and sunny.

 

Politics » Joe Biden creeper pic of the day, #9 - ridin' dirty » Today 6:22 am

Yuck. If someone touched my better half like that, and I don't care who he is, there'd be punching.

 

Politics » Sup gang » Today 6:20 am

Today is Saturday, December 16th
The year is 2017.

That's just how it is.



 

Politics » Female Jedi make me laugh » Today 5:50 am

DoctorinPA73 wrote:

http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/5625baf8dd0895bd698b471e-1432-596/screen%20shot%202015-10-19%20at%2010.31.30%20pm.png

She's got that annoying Keira Knightley acting-with-her-teeth look.

Which I previously thought was reserved for whatsername from Seinfeld.

"Here are my teeth, look at them:"

http://38.media.tumblr.com/951608c420c0345994f40c9b3f257796/tumblr_n54yp0ZU1P1qi524ao5_1280.png




 

Politics » Female Jedi make me laugh » Today 1:17 am

Ayatollah
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Harold_of_Whoa wrote:

Ayatollah wrote:

​Am I the only person who sees this and cringes?      

https://media.giphy.com/media/5720dDZ7BmW6A/giphy.gif


No, in fact I'll be cringing for the next several minutes, thanks.

 
Ah, Lagertha. Her and her band of chick warriors, when will one of Aslaug's sons show up in Kattegat and slap the piss out of her?

Politics » OT/ Ronald Reagan Said... » Today 1:01 am

ieklein
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If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under.

Politics » OT/ Exercise Your Mind » Today 1:00 am

ieklein
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Mystery one 
A man was found murdered Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these answers: 
The wife said she was sleeping. 
The cook was preparing breakfast. 
The gardener was gathering vegetables. 
The maid was getting the mail.
The butler was polishing shoes in the pantry. 
The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know? 
------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Mystery two 
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the 
eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no 
blood anywhere and no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other crusader wearing a cape. 
How did he do this? 
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
 
 
Mystery three 
Poor Mr. Teddy was found dead in his study by Mr. Fiend. 
Mr. Fiend recounted his dismal discovery to the police: 
"I was walking by Mr. Teddy's house when I thought I would just pop 
in for a visit. I noticed his study light was on and I decided to peek 
in from the outside to see if he was in there. There was frost on the window, so I had to wipe it away to see inside. That is when I saw his body. So I kicked in the front door to confirm my suspicions of foul play. I called the police immediately afterward." 
The officer immediately arrested Mr. Fiend for the murder of Mr. Teddy. 
How did he know Mr. Fiend was lying? 
------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Try to answer questions before looking at the answers below.
 
 
 
 
 
 ANSWERS: 
1. It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail but there is 
no mail delivery on Sunday.
 
 
2. He shot his reflection in the bathroom mirror.
 
3. Frost forms inside of the window, not the outside. So Mr. Fiend 
could not have wiped it off to discover Mr. Teddy's body.
 
 
Did you get them right? Be honest

Politics » Female Jedi make me laugh » Today 12:47 am

Ayatollah wrote:

And Vikings, and any other female character physically kicking asses. Supposedly the newest Star Wars is going to be full of that unrealistic BS. I don't know why its so trendy now. I know the people who put down millions to make Hollywood blockbusters want it, but Id have thought at some point the viewing public would look at this baloney and laugh, and the big shots would be forced to put aside their fantasy where model type girls KO men.

​Am I the only person who sees this and cringes?      

I dont mind female jedis. In fact On the Star Wars animated Clone Wars( an amazing series by the way), Ahsoka Tano is one of the best and most beloved female Jedis. She has awesome skills as she is the Anakin Skywalkers only padawan.
Female Jedis are fine- I just cant stand Rey. She was poorly cast. The Force Awakens was horrible- It was A New Hope Ripoff(they like to call it borrowing from the franchise which makes it okay LOL) In reality it was totally unoriginal. Both films are just too dark to be enjoyable as well


She sucks- Biggest overracting of all time.
http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/5625baf8dd0895bd698b471e-1432-596/screen%20shot%202015-10-19%20at%2010.31.30%20pm.png

God she sucks. She REALLLY sucks
She lucky shes not bad looking for a brit
https://www.cinemablend.com/new/J-J-Abrams-Surprising-Criticism-Daisy-Ridley-Early-Star-Wars-Performance-97067.html


 

Politics » Female Jedi make me laugh » Yesterday 11:58 pm

Ayatollah wrote:

​Am I the only person who sees this and cringes?      

https://media.giphy.com/media/5720dDZ7BmW6A/giphy.gif


No, in fact I'll be cringing for the next several minutes, thanks.

Politics » Sure ai robots are cool until they take your jobs... » Yesterday 11:52 pm

softbunnywarmbunny wrote:

Maybe wrote:

softbunnywarmbunny wrote:

 But what if she malfunctions and bites your weiner or something?

I've always said..these sex robots will get rusty, smelly(ants all over it) and catch on fire constantly.



 

 Ewww lol. A rusty...stinky...firecrotch bot coochie.

 

LOL

Politics » Female Jedi make me laugh » Yesterday 11:00 pm

I don't mind.

It's about time that women and minorities were shown to be the war-makers they are.

Fuck 'em, men would have just gone for a pint.

 

Politics » Joe Biden creeper pic of the day, #9 - ridin' dirty » Yesterday 10:56 pm

Here is our next pic of the left's number one as yet unrepentant groper/hand commando/sniffer, who specializes in accosting women and girls in highly public venues, where they feel too awkward and uncertain to resist much.  It's a very specialized perversion, you've got to HAND it to him!

Tonight's installment is one of the best pictures of the former VP ever snapped.  Joe is the honey badger of taking public liberties.  If you have a Secret Service detail, why not grab a biker's old lady like she was a classic soft tail and shift her into 3rd?  What's he gonna do?  Nothin', bitch!  That's what he's gonna do.

http://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/shared/npr/styles/medium/nprshared/201502/160879729.jpg

Politics » Female Jedi make me laugh » Yesterday 10:51 pm

Ayatollah
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And Vikings, and any other female character physically kicking asses. Supposedly the newest Star Wars is going to be full of that unrealistic BS. I don't know why its so trendy now. I know the people who put down millions to make Hollywood blockbusters want it, but Id have thought at some point the viewing public would look at this baloney and laugh, and the big shots would be forced to put aside their fantasy where model type girls KO men.

​Am I the only person who sees this and cringes?      

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